Job Vacancies at Lemmy&Binky Productions!
Yes folks! You heard it right! Now YOU can work for the prestigious and world-renowned production team, Lemmy&Binky!
We are currently looking to fill the following vacancies:
Lead Bum-Licker
The Lead Bum-Licker’s role includes managing a team of junior and intermediate Bum-Lickers. Experience in business management is a must for this crucial, and highly sought-after role.
Bum-Lickers
Duties of the Bum-Licker team include:
- Following Lemmy & Binky around various forums, replying promptly with amusing anecdotes of how funny / talented / generally amazing they are.
- Defend Lemmy & Binky at all times in any form of discussion, irrelevant of whether or not they are clearly talking rubbish.
Successful applicants will find all of Lemmy & Binky’s jokes to be absolutely hilarious and voice this wherever and whenever appropriate. Whenever appropriate in this context does of course mean all the time.
Comments about how great Lemmy & Binky’s avatars are, or on their incredible sexual prowess, are beneficial but not essential to the role.
Applications on a postcard to the usual address, please.
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