Ainsley Harriot Reviews… Cake Mania
You know something? I LOVE CAKES! They’re brilliant, aren’t they? The sheer amount of different types of cakes you can have is amazing! Marzipan, strawberry, chocolate!
Even carrots!?
Imagine that?! Carrots on a bloody cake! Brilliant!
So imagine my joy when a review copy of Cake Mania winged its way to me? Oh happy days! I can only imagine this will literally be the most brilliant thing in the world!
Ready, Steady, Review!
I was literally overcome with happiness when I was greeted with the lovely install program. The way it copied all the files onto my PC with a reassuring whirring noise of my drive.
‘It literally doesn’t get any better than this!’ I thought…
But boy was I wrong!
After loading the game and seeing the wonderful title screen (A lovely girl making cakes! Genius!) It brought a tear to my eye. SURELY the game couldn’t live up to this magnificent build up? The words could only be uttered by a man who hasn’t played Cake Mania!
I took a few moments to calm my excitement, then started the game. “What’s this?!” I cried, as I witnessed an absolutely magnificent cartoon strip! Wonderful! I won’t spoil the story for you, but let me just say from this point I was hooked.
Then onto the game. Wow! I have my own kitchen! And I’m that lovely girl! Imagine being a girl! Wouldn’t that be brilliant? Being able to play with dolls, or go to slumber parties, and all those other things girls might do! I literally can’t think of anything else that would be so wonderful! And now I have a chance to step into the shoes of a girl who owns her own cake shop! Thanks Grandpa!!!
A lovely girl making cakes. Inspired!
Man, this game is brilliant! And I’m usually very cynical, as you know! In Cake Mania, you make cakes of all kinds of wonderful shapes! Brown circular ones, blue triangular ones… EVEN PINK STAR SHAPED ONES! Man, this game makes me want to sing and dance with elation!
And the customers! Man, I wish my customers were so cool! This guy in a red jacket pointing at me like the Fonz! He’s completely brilliant!
Anyway, go and buy this game immediately. It has cakes, it has a lovely girl making the cakes, and some pretty cool customers buying the cakes. Did I mention the icing you can put on the cakes? Do I even need to???
I need to sit down! 10/10
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