It’s utterly official and true! Due to the ongoing WGA strike, ABC have finally got fed up and got two British scabs to come in and take over where the money grabbing Lost writing team left off!

We’ve got big shoes to fill, but think we’ve got what it takes to continue the exciting adventures of Jake and Lock on that mystical island of intrigue. Long time readers will already know of our keen writing skills, and as such will be relieved to hear the show is in good hands.

And to celebrate our new posts as head writers on Lost (it still gives us a buzz to write that!) we can treat you to an exclusive sneak peek at the script! We hope you agree we’ve really managed to find the voice of the characters, and we hope that the feel of the show will remain unchanged under our guidance.

But beware, if you’ve not seen up to the end of season 3, then extreme spoilers afoot!

EXT. ISLAND - DAY

Jake and Kate are walking along. 

                      JAKE
          Gosh, we really need to get off this
          island, cute tits.

                      KATE
          LOL you’re not wrong there Jake. This
          island is totally messed up.
          Especially that monster reckon we’ll
          see it again today?

                      JAKE
          Dunno.

EXT. ISLAND - DAY

Lock talks with Ben about something.

                      LOCK
          Damn it Ben now those other guys are
          gonna come to the island I bet this
          isn’t gonna go well.

                      BEN
          Totally. :’(

                      LOCK
          But then you shot me and that. I’m
          angry at you you’re like a baddie
          again.

                      BEN
          I was always a baddie but it’s totally
          relative and that. Like, Jake and them
          are the baddies to me! We’ll prob be
          all on the same side now these worse
          guys shown up.

                      LOCK
          Suppose.

EXT. ISLAND - DAY

Desmond talks to Claire.

                      DESMOND
          I’m totally gutted about Charlie and
          that. I thought it was like fate, but
          what if it was my fault cause I said
          to go? I dunno.

                      CLAIRE
          Aww. Don’t worry I forgive you and
          maybe you can help look after the baby
          to kind of have a resolve about it?

                      DESMOND
          Class.

EXT. ISLAND - NIGHT

Jake and Kate are still walking. 

                      JAKE
          Crumbs. It’s night. The monster will
          prob come now.

                      KATE
          That’d totally suck.

                      JAKE
          LOL yeah I know.

A huge rumble from the trees. Trees fly out the floor.

                      JAKE (CONT’D)
          Crap!

                      KATE
          I hope we find out what that thing is
          soon it’s doing my head in!

                      JAKE
          I think it’s some kind of machine it
          totally sounds that way!

                      KATE
          Yeah I know. Anyway RUN!

They start to run. Kate trips over and Jake goes back.

                      JAKE
          I’m not leaving you! I haven’t got
          chance to have the sex with you yet!

                      KATE
          Dirty! Anyway I’m probs all pregnant to
          Sawyer. We didn’t have johnnies in
          that cage.

                      JAKE
          Gutted.  

They run again.

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