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Sexy Seaside Beachball Released Finally!

Lemmy&Binky are finally back from our worldwide press tour! We’ve been away for some time meeting with the big wig games journalists from around the interglobe, attending game developer trade shows and even giving a keynote speech on Breast Physics Modelling at GDC in Leipzig!

It’s been a pretty tiring experience, but also a rewarding one, as now the whole games industry has been burst apart with Sexy Seaside Beachball mania!

At E3, the Sinclair stand was smaller than in previous years, but was still drawing some pretty impressive crowds hoping to get a big eyeful of sexy fun! And boy did they get that!

In case you’ve been living under a pebble for the past year or two, we first announced development of Sexy Seaside Beachball in November last year, and were met with a strange combination of rabid excitement and controversy right from the start. That was only to be expected considering the screenshots and teaser video broke down walls in video game eroticism unprecedented in video games to this point!

Slammed by the Christian Church of Christ as being “against God’s lovely words of Wisdom” and by popular TV Evangelist Charlotte Church as being “too sexy for The Internets By Far” SSB is said to have “changed the way we play video games forever, again, after Click the Spot changed the way we played video games forever before that.”

It’s actually hard to remember how we originally played games now we’ve changed it so much–twice!–Though it probably involved some kind of cumbersome ‘controller shoe’.

SSB sets a new trend in positive female role models in video games, delicately and intelligently exploring the wide Spectrum of sexuality of sexy tanned beachball babes in today’s society (lesbians, basically!)

So enough talk, now’s your chance to finally play the game more engaging than Spore and with more physics than Newtonian law. A game so original and genre-busting it’s actually scientifically impossible to have the idea in the first place!

It’s Sexy Time!

You’ve come to Mick’s Island believing there to be a big fighting tournament. But oh noes! You’ve been lied to! He’s just pretended there was so he could invite all the sexy girl fighters to his island to do a rape, probably. But more fool him, as you clearly have other ideas! Tee hee!

The object of the game is to become “close friends” with the other girls, by buying them lovely presents and playing sexy fun games with them! DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES?

Game Features:

• High fidelity titillation guaranteed to make sexy feelings!
• Over two mini-games! (Three)
• Open sandbox mission design. (Choose where to go, in any order!)
• Sophisticated “Object Owning and Transferral” system brings new levels of Inventorial realism.
• Top drawer innuendo wrotten by the World’s leading in writing.
• Lady-Love
• Highscores that persist after computer shutdown, if you watch the credits!
• A range of different breast sizes to suit every whim! (5 pixels, 6 pixels and MORE)
• Pre-game luck test. DRM Checker on game launch assesses player’s luck levels, and fails to load if player is not deemed “lucky enough” to play the game.

And MANY MORE!

The title track, “Go! Go! Sunshine Fun! Feat Rachael Stevens” by P. Diddy will be released as a single in the UK and US on Friday.

Click here to download Sexy Seaside Beachball now!

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