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Games Industry to revolutionise Space Travel

Wednesday, June 20th, 2007

flashmars_rep.jpgWell who’d have thought it, eh? According to the BBC, the European Space Agency is after some volunteers to take part in a simulated space trip to Mars! Now, I know what you’re thinking – grab six gamers who play DOOM and they’ve got all the necessary skills to cope with anything that happens up there, yeah? Or maybe, just to cover all bases, also stick someone in who’s played Zak McKracken through to the end? But no! It turns out that what the Esa really need are not gamers, but game developers!

You see apparently, their goal is to gain some sort of insight into human behaviour in the kind of conditions astronauts would encounter in your typical space flight to a scary planet. And aside from weightlessness and radiation, typical conditions include:

  • Cramped conditions
  • High workload
  • Lack of privacy
  • Limited supplies

Not unlike working in the games industry is it? Also, most programmers would probably be immune to the effects of radiation, and the fatties (a.k.a. engine programmers) could do with experiencing weightlessness.

Unfortunately, it seems the criteria for volunteers also include:

  • Good health
  • Non-smoker
  • High motivation
  • Non-drug taker

…which pretty much rules everyone from the games industry out. Oh well, it was a good idea until I read the article in more depth.

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Check out the New Layout on Us!

Monday, May 21st, 2007

celebrations.jpgWelcome to the all-new new-look Lemmy&Binky.com blog!

Yeah okay, so it forwards to a subdomain CGEmpire.com, ignore that please (thanks for that CGEmpire!!!). Anyway, less about that! Do you like the new site layout, or not? Geez. You people!

Well we think it is lovely! And it was described by Donatello March Hare as “So much better than my pooey site!”. He’s being too hard on himself, though - we think his site is lovely! it just doesn’t have enough cute tiger cubs on it, that’s all!

So anyway. We’re on Wordpress now!! What does that mean to you, our faithful readers?

Well, not a lot really, except we now have a lot more control to give you the true Lemmy&Binky experience as intended! Behold, and sigh to yourself: “this is SO Lemmy&Binky!”. Or perhaps you’d think, “this is SO Lemmy&Binky, ‘cos those tabs at the top don’t work”. Well yes, we’re on that… as soon as we figure out how the hell we’re gonna do them, that is…

Love,

Lemmy&Binky – The biggest indie developers in the world to have released absolutely BUGGER ALL.

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