Oh. My. Word.

Myself and Lemmy like nothing more than clicking the “next blog” button at the top of the page and reading what inane drivel other people blog about. Imagine our surprise when we stumble upon Madonna’s Personal Blog!!! Or is it? No it’s clearly not, it’s quite clearly some piss-take by some guy with nothing better to write. “What gave it away?”, I hear you cry? Well, it was a toughie but I think it was possibly the post entitled “A horse named Mariah” which went on to say “I’m so sick of that Mariah Carey cow. She thinks she can sell more records than me! Does she not realize that I’m the biggest selling female in history WORLDWIDE?”. Or maybe it was the incessant plugging of Botox(tm). Or possibly, it was the post about everything she does is a work of art with this as its example:

Look! The poo’s in the shape of an ‘M’!

So, we’ve established that it’s a piss-take. Now here’s the utterly unfathomable bit… People seem to think that it’s real. They seem to think that they are actually posting comments on the actual Madonna’s actual blog. A free blog at that, with a free stat counter on it.

Good old Lou. What a nice dribbling idiot he must be. “Happy Birthday Madonna! I wish I could kiss you, unfortunately I can’t. However, I made a tribute to you in my blog to celebrate your birthday”, he comments while sipping his supper through a straw.

See the blog HERE!

Yours, ever faithful

Desmond Tutu

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